![]() 09/30/2013 at 19:20 • Filed to: The Opposite Locker, Cool Wall, Chevrolet, Impala, OppositeLock | ![]() | ![]() |
And we're back... This is The Opposite Locker where we try and sort out the cool from the square. This is a discussion system detailing how cool a car is, not how fast, fun, or frivolous it may be, but how well it looks in the cat's pajamas.
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Asterisked* cars are moved more than slightly from the original vote by use of veto power, and double asterisked** cars are vehicles moved back under a challenge.
Locker Space
Frigid
Chrysler 300*
Dodge Challenger
Toyota GT 86
Porsche Cayman
McLaren
Porsche 918
Maserati GranTurismo
Aston Martin DB9
Aston Martin V12 Vantage
Jaguar F-Type
SRT Viper
Lamborghini Aventador
Cool
Ford Focus
Chevrolet Corvette (C7)
Mazda MX-5 Miata
Ford Mustang
Porsche 911
Tesla Model S
Maserati Quattroporte
Aston Martin V8 Vantage
Ferrari FF
Audi R8
Ford Fusion
Kia Optima
Mazda 6
Alfa Romeo 4C
Cadillac XTS
Fiat 500
Audi A7
Mercedes-Benz CLS
Ford Fiesta
Audi A8
Jeep Wrangler
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! - As !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! would note, "It's a relatively unknown car, but it does look sharp. And if someone asks you about your car you can say 'it's a Lotus Evora, a British sports car, I like it'. This does not sound overly expensive, but does sound like you made a very individual choice by buying a british sports car. The car has an evocative name instead of a nerdy number. In short, this car makes you look like someone who buys what he likes without wanting to flaunt his wealth."
Uncool
Nissan GT-R
Chevrolet Camaro
Porsche Boxster*
Porsche Cayenne
Ferrari 458 Italia
Lamborghini Gallardo
Ferrari LaFerrari
Nissan 370Z
Chevrolet Volt
Maserati Ghibli
BMW 3 Series
Aston Martin Vanquish*
Hyundai Genesis Coupe
Chevrolet Malibu
Hyundai Sonata
Honda Accord
Subaru Legacy
Lexus LF-A*
Buick Regal *
Volkswagen Golf*
Chevolet Silverado
Dodge Ram
Audi A5*
Jeep Grand Cherokee
Mercedes-Benz GLK
Cadillac Escalade
BMW 7 Series
Mercedes-Benz S Class
Square
Toyota Camry
Toyota Corolla
Porsche Panamera
McLaren MP4-12C*
Nissan Leaf
Toyota Prius
Nissan Altima
Chrysler 200
Dodge Avenger
Volkswagen Passat
Lexus IS
Lincoln MKZ
Ford F-150
BMW 5 Series Gran Turismo
New Kid On The Block
The last Impala was known to us all as a police vehicle until the comprehensive takeover by the rear-wheel-drive Charger left them for the elderly. The new Chevrolet Impala keeps with the scheme of its front wheels pulling the rest of the car along, and while the styling has more creases, something is still left to be desired. Some may have you believe that the !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! yet against it's main rival (Dodge Challenger) the rest of us are still uncertain. So, has the refresh somehow made the new Impala cool?
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Chevrolet Impala
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![]() 09/30/2013 at 12:37 |
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Never seen this car IRL, looks kinda ok. Voted cool.
![]() 09/30/2013 at 12:43 |
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It's to be a family sedan and I will vote cool because it is the coolest looking family sedan. there's better in other segments but then I would be comparing apples to oranges. I must resist buying a family sedan but if I had to, this would probably be it....as a family sedan. Mercedes, BMW, etc can all have their day but in the end what normal family will buy that? We normal families can't afford them. That makes this more cool. Cool/$=high.
![]() 09/30/2013 at 12:46 |
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Look, its not a muscle car, its not a sports car...It is what it is, but it doesn't with a certain class and style that stands out in this segment. And its a good car to boot. Cool.
![]() 09/30/2013 at 12:46 |
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I hate to say, but to me it is one of the few cars that look better in pictures than in person. Usually, it's the other way around.
It's got very long overhangs, and I don't like the crease on the rear quarter panel. I don't doubt it's a huge improvement over the previous generation, but to be honest that's not too hard to do.
So...uncool.
![]() 09/30/2013 at 12:47 |
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Uncool because the styling (to me) promises RWD awesomeness and does not deliver. At all.
![]() 09/30/2013 at 12:49 |
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Nothing is more square than a giant ugly sedan.
![]() 09/30/2013 at 13:57 |
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Uncool. The slightly-interesting-for-a-big-midsize styling helps it eek out Uncool vs. Square but that's about it.
![]() 09/30/2013 at 19:23 |
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Uncool because GM is still afraid of glass. They should just drop the Impala and sell the Caprice to retail customers
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Put simply, this car would be best without the Impala badge. That's what makes it uncool.
![]() 10/01/2013 at 06:02 |
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Cool for only one reason: this time, it actually sticks true to the Impala name (apart from rear-wheel-drive and V8 power, duh). The previous one didn't.